Top 99 Funny Disney Quotes

Are you a Disney fan looking for a good laugh? Look no further! We’ve compiled a list of the top 99 funny Disney quotes that are sure to make you chuckle. Check them out below!

1. “Oh, yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.” – Rafiki, The Lion King
2. “I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now.” – Edna Mode, The Incredibles
3. “The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.” – Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
4. “To infinity and beyond!” – Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
5. “I’m surrounded by idiots.” – Scar, The Lion King
6. “Fish are friends, not food.” – Bruce, Finding Nemo
7. “The very things that hold you down are going to lift you up.” – Timothy Q. Mouse, Dumbo
8. “Hakuna Matata. It means no worries for the rest of your days.” – Timon and Pumbaa, The Lion King
9. “You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” – Christopher Robin, Winnie the Pooh
10. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” – Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
11. “I am not a prize to be won!” – Jasmine, Aladdin
12. “The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.” – The Emperor, Mulan
13. “All it takes is faith and trust… and a little bit of pixie dust!” – Peter Pan, Peter Pan
14. “The seaweed is always greener in somebody else’s lake.” – Sebastian, The Little Mermaid
15. “I’m watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.” – Randall, Monsters, Inc.
16. “The human world is a mess.” – Sebastian, The Little Mermaid
17. “You want to know a secret? Promise not to tell? We are standing by a wishing well.” – Snow White, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
18. “Women are not a distraction, they are the main event.” – Chick Hicks, Cars
19. “I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.” – Megara, Hercules
20. “Just keep swimming.” – Dory, Finding Nemo
21. “I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives… I’ll smash it with a hammer!” – Yzma, The Emperor’s New Groove
22. “I never knew the world could be so dangerous and exciting at the same time.” – Kuzco, The Emperor’s New Groove
23. “The cold never bothered me anyway.” – Elsa, Frozen
24. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.” – Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
25. “I’m surrounded by amateurs.” – Syndrome, The Incredibles
26. “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all.” – Thumper, Bambi
27. “I don’t want to survive, I want to live!” – Captain, Wall-E
28. “I’m not a toy, I’m a spork!” – Forky, Toy Story 4
29. “I’m a big fan of your work. I’ve read all your books. Well, not all of them, a few of them. Well, actually, I haven’t read any of them. But I love the titles!” – Linguini, Ratatouille
30. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler, Friends (not a Disney movie, but still a great quote!)
31. “Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife.” – Baloo, The Jungle Book
32. “Adventure is out there!” – Ellie, Up
33. “I don’t know, he just said ‘thanks for the adventure’ and then left.” – Russell, Up
34. “I’m not sure, but I think he’s trying to communicate with us.” – Crush, Finding Nemo
35. “I’m not a redhead, I’m a blonde!” – Ariel, The Little Mermaid
36. “I’m not a baby, I’m a bunny!” – Judy Hopps, Zootopia
37. “I’m not a raccoon, I’m a trash panda!” – Rocket, Guardians of the Galaxy (not a Disney movie, but still a great quote!)
38. “I’m a princess, I don’t do dishes.” – Tiana, The Princess and the Frog
39. “I’m a monster, you know. I don’t save people!” – Sulley, Monsters, Inc.
40. “I’m a damsel, but not the distressed kind. More like the ‘I’m pretty annoyed with all of this’ kind.” – Tangled
41. “I’m a lost cause.” – Stitch, Lilo & Stitch
42. “I’m a little bit of a fixer-upper.” – Olaf, Frozen
43. “I’m a one-man apocalypse.” – Roadhog, Overwatch (not a Disney movie, but still a great quote!)
44. “I’m a very good flier, very.” – Dumbo, Dumbo
45. “I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up, I’m not gonna stop, I’m gonna work harder.” – The Chipettes, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (not a Disney movie, but still a great quote!)
46. “I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this.” – Hercules, Hercules
47. “I’m a fool, I’m a fool, I’m such a fool.” – Gaston, Beauty and the Beast
48. “I’m a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned.” – Lumiere, Beauty and the Beast
49. “I’m a real boy!” – Pinocchio, Pinocchio
50. “I’m a big believer in the idea that if you’re going to do something, do it right.” – Bob Parr, The Incredibles
51. “I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.” – Megara, Hercules
52. “I’m a little bit of everything all rolled into one.” – Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas
53. “I’m a sucker for corny jokes.” – Rapunzel, Tangled
54. “I’m a great singer, and a great dancer. That’s why they call me Trixie!” – Trixie, Toy Story 3
55. “I’m a master of fright, and a demon of light, and I’ll scare you right out of your pants.” – Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas
56. “I’m a little bit of a lone wolf, and I’m comfortable with that.” – Fiona, Shrek (not a Disney movie, but still a great quote!)
57. “I’m a victim of circumstance!” – Waternoose, Monsters, Inc.
58. “I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.” – Wash, Firefly (not a Disney movie, but still a great quote!)
59. “I’m a fast learner.” – Mulan, Mulan
60. “I’m a damsel, but not the distressed kind. More like the ‘I’m gonna save my own butt’ kind.” – Moana, Moana
61. “I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I’m in eustress!” – Rapunzel, Tangled
62. “I’m a little bit of country, and a little bit of rock and roll.” – Mater, Cars
63. “I’m a little bit of a fixer-upper, so he’s got a few flaws.” – Anna, Frozen
64. “I’m a little bit of a detective. I have a knack for finding things out.” – Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph
65. “I’m a little bit of a sweet tooth, and a little bit of a sourpuss.” – Joy, Inside Out
66. “I