Step Brothers Quotes Catalina Wine Mixer

If you’re a fan of the movie Step Brothers, you probably remember the iconic scene where Will Ferrell’s character, Brennan Huff, and John C. Reilly’s character, Dale Doback, attend the Catalina Wine Mixer. To celebrate this hilarious event, here are the top 99 Step Brothers quotes about the Catalina Wine Mixer:

1. “It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!” – Brennan
2. “I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.” – Brennan
3. “We’re going to get so much fucking air, you’re going to need a flight attendant.” – Dale
4. “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” – Dale
5. “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.” – Brennan
6. “I’m not going to call him Dad.” – Brennan
7. “I’m not going to call you Dad, ever. Even if there’s a fire.” – Brennan
8. “I’m not going to bury you in the pet cemetery with the rest of my hamsters.” – Brennan
9. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
10. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
11. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
12. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
13. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
14. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
15. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
16. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
17. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
18. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
19. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
20. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
21. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
22. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
23. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
24. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
25. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
26. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
27. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
28. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
29. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
30. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
31. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
32. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
33. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
34. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
35. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
36. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
37. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
38. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
39. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
40. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
41. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
42. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
43. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
44. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
45. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
46. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
47. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
48. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
49. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
50. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
51. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
52. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
53. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
54. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
55. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
56. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
57. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
58. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
59. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
60. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
61. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
62. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
63. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
64. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
65. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
66. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
67. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
68. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
69. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
70. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
71. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
72. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
73. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
74. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
75. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
76. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
77. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
78. “I’m not going to call him Dad, even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan
79. “I’m not going to call him Dad,