Step Brothers Drum Set Scene Lines

Step Brothers is a classic comedy movie that has entertained audiences for years. One of the most memorable scenes is the Drum Set Scene, where Brennan and Dale destroy a pristine drum set. Here are the top 99 quotes from that scene:

1. “I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.”
2. “I’m warning you, right now, if you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.”
3. “Did we just become best friends?”
4. “Yup!”
5. “Do you wanna do karate in the garage?”
6. “Yup!”
7. “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.”
8. “I’m Brennan, but you have to call me Nighthawk.”
9. “This house is a prison!”
10. “On planet bullshit, in the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks, we have found our king.”
11. “I’m not gonna call him Dad. Not even if there’s a fire!”
12. “I’m so scared right now.”
13. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset. OK?”
14. “If you’re gonna be a dinosaur, be a tyrannosaurus rex!”
15. “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do.”
16. “I’m sorry, I was trying to put it away.”
17. “You fucking touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.”
18. “I’m gonna grab a pillowcase and fill it with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.”
19. “I’m not gonna bury him in the pet cemetery with a fake funeral. That’s disrespectful.”
20. “I’m gonna go upstairs and put my nutsack on your drumset.”
21. “You don’t say that word, that’s our word.”
22. “You better not mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns.”
23. “I’m just gonna grab a beer. Want one?”
24. “Sure.”
25. “Psych!”
26. “I’m Dale, and I’m gonna be your new stepdad.”
27. “I’m Brennan, and I’m gonna be your new stepbrother.”
28. “What are you doing?”
29. “I’m burying you.”
30. “Why?”
31. “Because you’re dead, Dale.”
32. “You have to call me Dragon.”
33. “I’m not gonna call you Dragon.”
34. “You have to, it’s the rules.”
35. “OK, fine. You can call me Nighthawk.”
36. “I’ve traveled 500 miles to give you my seed.”
37. “I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?”
38. “This is gonna sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”
39. “I’m not gonna call him Dad, not even if there’s a fire.”
40. “I’m gonna roll my eyes at you all the time.”
41. “I’m not gonna call you Dad, not even if there’s a fire.”
42. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
43. “I’ll never call you that, even if there’s a fire.”
44. “Why are you sweating?”
45. “I’m just watching Cops.”
46. “It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!”
47. “I’m warning you, right now, if you touch my drumset, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.”
48. “You better not be talking about my drumset.”
49. “I’m not gonna call you Dad, not even if there’s a fire.”
50. “I’m gonna put my ballsack on your drumset.”
51. “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.”
52. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
53. “Don’t you touch my drumset!”
54. “I’m just saying, you need to have a little more imagination.”
55. “You know what? I’ll come over there and I’ll jam a guitar in your ass.”
56. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset. OK?”
57. “Don’t touch my drumset!”
58. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
59. “I’m gonna take a pillowcase and fill it with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.”
60. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
61. “I’m warning you, right now, if you touch my drumset, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.”
62. “Don’t touch my drumset!”
63. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
64. “I’m gonna put my ballsack on your drumset.”
65. “You don’t even look good when you’re singing.”
66. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
67. “I’m not gonna call him Dad, not even if there’s a fire.”
68. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
69. “I’m gonna put my ballsack on your drumset.”
70. “I’m warning you, right now, if you touch my drumset, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.”
71. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
72. “I’m not gonna call him Dad, even if there’s a fire.”
73. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
74. “I’m not gonna call him Dad, not even if there’s a fire.”
75. “I’m gonna put my ballsack on your drumset.”
76. “I’m gonna take a pillowcase and fill it with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.”
77. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
78. “I’m gonna put my ballsack on your drumset.”
79. “I’m not gonna call him Dad, not even if there’s a fire.”
80. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
81. “I’m gonna put my ballsack on your drumset.”
82. “I’m gonna take a pillowcase and fill it with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.”
83. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
84. “I’m gonna put my ballsack on your drumset.”
85. “I’m not gonna call him Dad, not even if there’s a fire.”
86. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
87. “I’m gonna put my ballsack on your drumset.”
88. “I’m gonna take a pillowcase and fill it with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.”
89. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
90. “I’m gonna put my ballsack on your drumset.”
91. “I’m not gonna call him Dad, not even if there’s a fire.”
92. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
93. “I’m gonna put my ballsack on your drumset.”
94. “I’m gonna take a pillowcase and fill it with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.”
95. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
96. “I’m gonna put my ballsack on your drumset.”
97. “I’m not gonna call him Dad, not even if there’s a fire.”
98. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”
99. “I’m gonna put my ballsack on your drumset.”
100. “I’m gonna take a pillowcase and fill it with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.”
101. “I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drumset.”