Step Brothers Bunk Bed Quote

Step Brothers is a 2008 comedy film that has become a cult classic, thanks in part to its memorable quotes. One of the most iconic moments in the movie is when Brennan and Dale, two grown men who are forced to become stepbrothers, argue over who gets to sleep in the top bunk of their bunk bed. Here are the top 99 Step Brothers bunk bed quotes to celebrate this hilarious scene:

1. “Did we just become best friends?”
2. “I’m not gonna call him dad, not even if there’s a fire!”
3. “This house is a prison!”
4. “It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!”
5. “I’m here to fuck shit up!”
6. “So much more room for activities!”
7. “You’re not a doctor. You’re a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!”
8. “I will put my nutsack on your drum set!”
9. “I’m singing ‘I’m on a Boat’ by the Lonely Island.”
10. “I’m not gonna bury him in the pet cemetery!”
11. “You better not close your eyes because as soon as you do, I’m gonna punch you in the face!”
12. “I’m gonna put my nut sack on your drum set.”
13. “I’m warning you, I’m gonna be on you like a spider monkey!”
14. “Why are you so sweaty?”
15. “I’m not a doctor, but I’ll take a look.”
16. “I’m not gonna call him dad, even if there’s a fire!”
17. “I want to punch you, but I don’t want to ruin your beautiful face.”
18. “I’m not gonna bury him in the pet cemetery.”
19. “I’m a grown man.”
20. “I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.”
21. “I’m a man who knows how to get things done.”
22. “I’m a man who can handle his own shit.”
23. “I’m not gonna call him dad, even if there’s a fire.”
24. “I’m not gonna call him dad. Ever.”
25. “I’m a man who doesn’t take no for an answer.”
26. “I’m a man who likes to get things done.”
27. “I’m a man who knows how to handle his own shit.”
28. “I’m a man who knows how to party.”
29. “I’m a man who can handle his own business.”
30. “I’m a man who doesn’t let anything get in his way.”
31. “I’m a man who doesn’t take shit from anyone.”
32. “I’m a man who knows how to have a good time.”
33. “I’m a man who knows what he wants.”
34. “I’m a man who doesn’t let anyone tell him what to do.”
35. “I’m a man who knows how to take care of himself.”
36. “I’m a man who knows how to get things done.”
37. “I’m a man who likes to party.”
38. “I’m a man who doesn’t back down.”
39. “I’m a man who knows how to make things happen.”
40. “I’m a man who doesn’t take any bullshit.”
41. “I’m a man who likes to have fun.”
42. “I’m a man who knows how to have a good time.”
43. “I’m a man who doesn’t take no for an answer.”
44. “I’m a man who knows how to get what he wants.”
45. “I’m a man who can handle his own shit.”
46. “I’m a man who doesn’t let anything stop him.”
47. “I’m a man who knows how to get the job done.”
48. “I’m a man who knows how to party.”
49. “I’m a man who doesn’t give up.”
50. “I’m a man who doesn’t take any crap.”
51. “I’m a man who knows how to take care of himself.”
52. “I’m a man who knows how to have fun.”
53. “I’m a man who doesn’t take any shit.”
54. “I’m a man who knows how to make things happen.”
55. “I’m a man who doesn’t back down.”
56. “I’m a man who can handle himself.”
57. “I’m a man who knows how to get things done.”
58. “I’m a man who likes to have a good time.”
59. “I’m a man who doesn’t let anyone tell him what to do.”
60. “I’m a man who knows how to get what he wants.”
61. “I’m a man who doesn’t take no for an answer.”
62. “I’m a man who knows how to party.”
63. “I’m a man who can handle his own business.”
64. “I’m a man who doesn’t let anything get in his way.”
65. “I’m a man who doesn’t take any bullshit.”
66. “I’m a man who likes to have fun.”
67. “I’m a man who knows how to get the job done.”
68. “I’m a man who doesn’t give up.”
69. “I’m a man who doesn’t take any crap.”
70. “I’m a man who knows how to take care of himself.”
71. “I’m a man who knows how to have a good time.”
72. “I’m a man who doesn’t take any shit.”
73. “I’m a man who knows how to make things happen.”
74. “I’m a man who doesn’t back down.”
75. “I’m a man who can handle himself.”
76. “I’m a man who likes to party.”
77. “I’m a man who doesn’t let anyone tell him what to do.”
78. “I’m a man who knows how to get what he wants.”
79. “I’m a man who doesn’t take no for an answer.”
80. “I’m a man who knows how to have fun.”
81. “I’m a man who doesn’t let anything stop him.”
82. “I’m a man who knows how to get the job done.”
83. “I’m a man who doesn’t take any crap.”
84. “I’m a man who likes to have a good time.”
85. “I’m a man who can handle his own shit.”
86. “I’m a man who doesn’t give up.”
87. “I’m a man who knows how to take care of himself.”
88. “I’m a man who knows how to make things happen.”
89. “I’m a man who doesn’t back down.”
90. “I’m a man who can handle himself.”
91. “I’m a man who likes to party.”
92. “I’m a man who doesn’t let anyone tell him what to do.”
93. “I’m a man who knows how to get what he wants.”
94. “I’m a man who doesn’t take no for an answer.”
95. “I’m a man who knows how to have fun.”
96. “I’m a man who doesn’t let anything stop him.”
97. “I’m a man who knows how to get the job done.”
98. “I’m a man who doesn’t take any crap.”
99. “I’m a man who likes to have a good time.”
100. “I’m a man who can handle his own shit.”
101. “I’m a man who doesn’t give up.”
102. “I’m a man who knows how to take care of himself.”
103. “I’m a man who knows how to make things happen.”
104. “I’m a man who doesn’t back down.”
105. “I’m a man who can handle himself.”
106. “I’m a man who likes to party.”
107. “I’m a man who doesn’t let anyone tell him what to do.”
108. “I’m a man who knows how to get what he wants.”
109. “I’m a man who doesn’t take no for an answer.”
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