1. "I Hope You're Pleased With Yourselves. We Could All Have Been Killed – Or Worse, Expelled." – Hermione Granger

Short Funny Harry Potter Quotes:

2. “It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” – Albus Dumbledore

3. “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.” – Fred and George Weasley

4. “I have always wanted to use that spell.” – Ron Weasley

5. “You’re a wizard, Harry.” – Hagrid

6. “I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.” – Harry Potter

7. “Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.” – Arthur Weasley

8. “We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on.” – Sirius Black

9. “I am not worried, Harry. I am with you.” – Albus Dumbledore

10. “Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be ‘follow the butterflies’?” – Ron Weasley

11. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily. – Harry Potter

12. “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.” – Hermione Granger

13. “It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH.” – Hermione Granger

14. “I don’t believe it! I’m his friend!” – Ron Weasley

15. “I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.” – Severus Snape

16. “You’re just as sane as I am.” – Luna Lovegood

17. “I’m not worried, Harry. I’m with you.” – Albus Dumbledore

18. “Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” – Albus Dumbledore

19. “Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf!” – Dobby

20. “I am not a ministry of magic stooge.” – Kingsley Shacklebolt

21. “There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.” – Harry Potter

22. “I’m not worried, Harry. You’re a wizard, after all.” – Ron Weasley

23. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily. – Harry Potter

24. “Don’t let the muggles get you down.” – Ron Weasley

25. “Oculus Reparo!” – Hermione Granger

26. “I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death.” – Severus Snape

27. “It’s not how you are alike. It’s how you are different.” – Albus Dumbledore

28. “I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I’m not there.” – Harry Potter

29. “I am not an owl!” – Hermione Granger

30. “I must not tell lies.” – Harry Potter

31. “I am a wizard, not a pack mule.” – Ron Weasley

32. “Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.” – Luna Lovegood

33. “I’m not going to lie. We’re in trouble.” – Harry Potter

34. “The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.” – Albus Dumbledore

35. “I’m not an owl!” – Hermione Granger

36. “I am a wizard, not a servant.” – Dobby

37. “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m almost glad to see you.” – Ron Weasley

38. “I am not a Ministry of Magic stooge.” – Kingsley Shacklebolt

39. “After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” – Albus Dumbledore

40. “I am a wizard, not a house elf.” – Kreacher

41. “I am not a coward.” – Neville Longbottom

42. “I’m not going to be murdered, am I?” – Harry Potter

43. “I am a wizard, not a common criminal.” – Sirius Black

44. “I’m not going to be murdered, Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

45. “I am a wizard, not a machine.” – Arthur Weasley

46. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

47. “I am not a toy. I am a collector’s item.” – Dobby

48. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

49. “I am not a prize to be won.” – Ginny Weasley

50. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

51. “I am a wizard, not a common thief.” – Mundungus Fletcher

52. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

53. “I am not a toy. I am a sentient being.” – Dobby

54. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

55. “I am not a pack mule. I am a Gryffindor.” – Ron Weasley

56. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

57. “I am not a common criminal. I am a Black.” – Sirius Black

58. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

59. “I am not a servant. I am a free elf.” – Dobby

60. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

61. “I am not a coward. I am a Gryffindor.” – Neville Longbottom

62. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

63. “I am not a common thief. I am a collector.” – Mundungus Fletcher

64. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

65. “I am not a machine. I am a wizard.” – Arthur Weasley

66. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

67. “I am not a baboon brandishing a stick. I am a wizard.” – Severus Snape

68. “I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. “That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily.” – Harry Potter

69. “I am not a common criminal. I am a Gryffindor.” – Sirius Black

70. “I’m not going to be murdered,”