Quotes About Guys Being Confusing

Here are the top 99 quotes about guys being confusing:

1. “Trying to understand guys is like trying to understand algebra – it’s pointless.” -Unknown
2. “Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.” -Unknown
3. “Men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.” -Unknown
4. “Trying to understand a man is like trying to smell the color 9.” -Unknown
5. “Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and we are all confused.” -Unknown
6. “Men are like Bluetooth, they connect to your phone when you’re nearby, but when you’re away, they search for new devices.” -Unknown
7. “I think men are like Coke cans. They say one thing on the outside and another thing on the inside.” -Unknown
8. “If a guy tells you he loves you, that’s great. But if he shows you, that’s even better.” -Unknown
9. “Men are like roses, watch out for the pricks.” -Unknown
10. “Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.” -Unknown
11. “Boys are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.” -Unknown
12. “The only thing more confusing than a guy’s mind is a girl’s mind.” -Unknown
13. “Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money, they don’t generate a lot of interest.” -Unknown
14. “A man’s brain has a capacity for understanding women, but only in a limited way.” -Unknown
15. “Men are like wine, some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” -Unknown
16. “Men are like bees, if you want honey, you have to deal with the stingers.” -Unknown
17. “Men are like buses, miss one, catch another.” -Unknown
18. “Men are like dogs, they follow their nose.” -Unknown
19. “Men are like popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while.” -Unknown
20. “Men are like tea bags, you never know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.” -Unknown
21. “Men are like ice cream, they come in many flavors and some will give you brain freeze.” -Unknown
22. “Men are like goldfish, they forget everything after three seconds.” -Unknown
23. “Men are like light switches, they can be turned on or off.” -Unknown
24. “Men are like traffic lights, they don’t know what to do until they see the green light.” -Unknown
25. “Men are like shoes, some fit perfectly, some are too tight, and some need to be broken in.” -Unknown
26. “Men are like fire, you have to keep adding fuel to keep them going.” -Unknown
27. “Men are like puzzles, you have to figure them out one piece at a time.” -Unknown
28. “Men are like babies, they cry when they want something.” -Unknown
29. “Men are like credit cards, you should never leave home without them.” -Unknown
30. “Men are like wine, they get better with age… until they turn into vinegar.” -Unknown
31. “Men are like stoopid, they never change.” -Unknown
32. “Men are like buses, you wait for one for ages and then three come along at once.” -Unknown
33. “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” -Unknown
34. “Men are like clouds, when they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.” -Unknown
35. “Men are like books, you can’t judge them by their cover.” -Unknown
36. “Men are like puzzles, you have to figure them out one piece at a time.” -Unknown
37. “Men are like cats, they do what they want when they want.” -Unknown
38. “Men are like coffee, they perk you up and then they keep you up all night.” -Unknown
39. “Men are like fine wine, they get better with age. But they never grow up.” -Unknown
40. “Men are like fruit, they have a sell-by date.” -Unknown
41. “Men are like televisions, they turn you on but they never listen.” -Unknown
42. “Men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.” -Unknown
43. “Men are like snowflakes, each one is different but they all melt under pressure.” -Unknown
44. “Men are like rubber bands, they stretch and then they snap.” -Unknown
45. “Men are like computers, they only work when you’re pushing the right buttons.” -Unknown
46. “Men are like puzzles, you have to put all the pieces together to see the big picture.” -Unknown
47. “Men are like shadows, they follow you wherever you go.” -Unknown
48. “Men are like volcanoes, you never know when they’re going to erupt.” -Unknown
49. “Men are like socks, you have to change them every day.” -Unknown
50. “Men are like dogs, they’re always loyal, but they’ll still hump your leg.” -Unknown
51. “Men are like books, they have a beginning, a middle, and an end. But they’re all fiction.” -Unknown
52. “Men are like shoes, you can never have too many pairs.” -Unknown
53. “Men are like chopsticks, they come in pairs and you always end up with the broken one.” -Unknown
54. “Men are like roses, you have to watch out for the thorns.” -Unknown
55. “Men are like weights, the heavier they are, the harder they are to lift.” -Unknown
56. “Men are like remote controls, they’re easy to use but hard to understand.” -Unknown
57. “Men are like cars, they need regular maintenance to keep running smoothly.” -Unknown
58. “Men are like shadows, they disappear when the light goes out.” -Unknown
59. “Men are like jeans, you have to try on a lot of pairs before you find the right fit.” -Unknown
60. “Men are like pancakes, the first one is always a little bit messed up.” -Unknown
61. “Men are like light bulbs, they can be bright or dim, but they always burn out eventually.” -Unknown
62. “Men are like onions, they have layers.” -Unknown
63. “Men are like puzzles, you have to figure out where they fit in your life.” -Unknown
64. “Men are like ice cream, they’re sweet and cold, but they melt under pressure.” -Unknown
65. “Men are like shoes, you have to walk a mile in them to know if they’re comfortable.” -Unknown
66. “Men are like apples, you have to pick through the rotten ones to find the good ones.” -Unknown
67. “Men are like storms, they come and go and leave a mess behind.” -Unknown
68. “Men are like babies, they need to be taken care of but they’re also a lot of work.” -Unknown
69. “Men are like rubber ducks, they’re fun to play with but they don’t do much.” -Unknown
70. “Men are like buses, they’ll take you where you want to go, but they’ll also take you on a wild ride.” -Unknown
71. “Men are like fishing lures, they’re shiny and attractive but they can be dangerous.” -Unknown
72. “Men are like puzzles, you have to figure out how to put them together.” -Unknown
73. “Men are like snowflakes, they may all look the same but they’re all different.” -Unknown
74. “Men are like books, you have to read between the lines to understand them.” -Unknown
75. “Men are like watches, they tell time but they don’t always keep good time.” -Unknown
76. “Men are like fruit, they’re sweet but they can also be rotten.” -Unknown
77. “Men are like cars, they need to be driven or they’ll rust.” -Unknown
78. “Men are like coffee, they can be bitter or sweet.” -Unknown
79. “Men are like televisions, they always have something to say but sometimes it’s just static.” -Unknown
80. “Men are like puzzles, you have to figure out what piece goes where.” -Unknown
81. “Men are like cars, they need to be maintained or they’ll break down.” -Unknown
82. “Men are like bananas, they’re great when they’re fresh but they turn brown and mushy.” -Unknown
83. “Men are like dogs, they’re loyal but they also like to mark their territory.” -Unknown
84. “Men are like pizzas, even when they’re bad they’re still pretty good.” -Unknown
85. “Men are like puzzles, you have to figure out how to fit them into your life.” -Unknown
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