Top 99 Instagram Captions For Selfies 2020

Looking for the perfect Instagram captions for your selfies in 2020? Look no further! Here are the top 99 quotes to use:

1. “Life is short, make every hair flip count.” – Unknown

2. “Be happy, it drives people crazy.” – Unknown

3. “I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.” – Unknown

4. “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.” – Oscar Wilde

5. “Confidence level: selfie with no filter.” – Unknown

6. “The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.” – Coco Chanel

7. “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

8. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.” – Unknown

9. “Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.” – Coco Chanel

10. “I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.” – Unknown

11. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown

12. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.” – Unknown

13. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.” – Unknown

14. “Life is too short to wear boring clothes.” – Unknown

15. “I’m not perfect, but I’m always myself.” – Unknown

16. “Slaying my goals today.” – Unknown

17. “I didn’t choose the glam life, the glam life chose me.” – Unknown

18. “I’m not shy, I’m just quietly confident.” – Unknown

19. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a brunch person.” – Unknown

20. “I’m not a model, but I play one on Instagram.” – Unknown

21. “I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.” – Unknown

22. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.” – Unknown

23. “I’m not a snack, I’m the whole damn meal.” – Unknown

24. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate.” – Unknown

25. “I don’t always take selfies, but when I do, I make sure they’re fabulous.” – Unknown

26. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight snacker.” – Unknown

27. “I’m not perfect, but my lashes are.” – Unknown

28. “I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.” – Unknown

29. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a sunrise enthusiast.” – Unknown

30. “I’m not a model, I’m just really good at posing.” – Unknown

31. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.” – Unknown

32. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown

33. “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.” – Unknown

34. “I’m not perfect, but my hair is.” – Unknown

35. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a brunch enthusiast.” – Unknown

36. “I’m not a model, I’m just really good at Instagram.” – Unknown

37. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the important things.” – Unknown

38. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.” – Unknown

39. “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome in a small package.” – Unknown

40. “I’m not perfect, but my makeup is.” – Unknown

41. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee addict.” – Unknown

42. “I’m not a model, I’m just really photogenic.” – Unknown

43. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the things that matter.” – Unknown

44. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate about my beliefs.” – Unknown

45. “I’m not short, I’m just fun-sized.” – Unknown

46. “I’m not perfect, but my eyebrows are.” – Unknown

47. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast lover.” – Unknown

48. “I’m not a model, I’m just really good at posing.” – Unknown

49. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the things I love.” – Unknown

50. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate about my opinions.” – Unknown

51. “I’m not short, I’m just vertically challenged.” – Unknown

52. “I’m not perfect, but my outfit is.” – Unknown

53. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee connoisseur.” – Unknown

54. “I’m not a model, I’m just really good at taking selfies.” – Unknown

55. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the things that matter most.” – Unknown

56. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate about my beliefs and values.” – Unknown

57. “I’m not short, I’m just fun-sized and fabulous.” – Unknown

58. “I’m not perfect, but my smile is.” – Unknown

59. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a brunch aficionado.” – Unknown

60. “I’m not a model, I’m just really good at Instagram filters.” – Unknown

61. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the things I’m passionate about.” – Unknown

62. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate about my beliefs and opinions.” – Unknown

63. “I’m not short, I’m just vertically challenged and proud.” – Unknown

64. “I’m not perfect, but my contour is.” – Unknown

65. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee addict with a side of sarcasm.” – Unknown

66. “I’m not a model, I’m just really good at finding my angles.” – Unknown

67. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the things that bring me joy.” – Unknown

68. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately defending my beliefs.” – Unknown

69. “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome in a small package.” – Unknown

70. “I’m not perfect, but my lashes are.” – Unknown

71. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee lover with a sunny disposition.” – Unknown

72. “I’m not a model, I’m just really good at posing in front of a camera.” – Unknown

73. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the things that matter to me.” – Unknown

74. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate about my opinions and beliefs.” – Unknown

75. “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome in a petite package.” – Unknown

76. “I’m not perfect, but my winged eyeliner is.” – Unknown

77. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast enthusiast with a zest for life.” – Unknown

78. “I’m not a model, I’m just really good at posing in front of my phone.” – Unknown

79. “I’m not