Top 99 Funny Things To Say To Your Sister

Looking for some hilarious things to say to your sister? Look no further than our list of the top 99 funny quotes!

1. “You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.”
2. “You’re the reason I smile every day (and also the reason I need therapy).”
3. “I don’t always have the right words, but when I do, they’re usually directed at you.”
4. “You’re the best sister I’ve ever had (and the only one, but that’s beside the point).”
5. “I’m so glad we’re siblings, otherwise I’d have to find a new person to annoy.”
6. “You’re my sister from another mister.”
7. “I’m pretty sure I’m your favorite sibling. It’s okay, you don’t have to admit it.”
8. “You’re like a fine wine, you get better with age (but you still smell like feet sometimes).”
9. “You’re the cheese to my macaroni.”
10. “I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying something.”
11. “You know you’re my favorite sister, right? (Don’t tell the others.)”
12. “I’m glad we can be weird together.”
13. “I’m not saying you’re old, but when you were born the Dead Sea was just sick.”
14. “Are you an angel? Because you’ve been a devil to me lately.”
15. “I don’t always say the right things, but when I do, they’re probably sarcastic.”
16. “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.”
17. “If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket, I’d miss you.”
18. “I’m so lucky to have a sister like you (said no one ever).”
19. “You’re my sister and my best friend. Mostly my sister though.”
20. “I can’t wait to see how much more annoying you get as we get older.”
21. “You’re like a fine wine, you give me a headache.”
22. “I’m so glad we’re family, otherwise I’d have to explain why I’m friends with someone like you.”
23. “I’m not saying you’re crazy, but you make Charlie Sheen look sane.”
24. “You’re the apple to my pie.”
25. “I’m not saying you’re difficult, but you make Sudoku look easy.”
26. “You’re my favorite sister, hands down. (Don’t tell Mom.)”
27. “I’m so glad we’re related, otherwise I’d have to explain why I’m hanging out with someone who’s so weird.”
28. “You’re like a cup of coffee, you keep me up all night.”
29. “I don’t always know what to say, but when I do it’s usually something inappropriate.”
30. “You’re the yin to my yang.”
31. “I’m so lucky to have a sister like you (said with heavy sarcasm).”
32. “You’re my sister and my partner in crime.”
33. “I’m so glad we’re siblings, otherwise I’d have to find someone else to torture.”
34. “You’re like a ray of sunshine, except when you’re not.”
35. “I don’t always make sense, but when I do, it’s usually a bad idea.”
36. “You’re the cream in my coffee.”
37. “I’m not saying you’re high maintenance, but you make a Ferrari look low maintenance.”
38. “You’re my sister and my soulmate. Just kidding, we’re not that weird.”
39. “I’m so glad we’re related, otherwise I’d have to explain why I’m friends with someone who’s so annoying.”
40. “You’re like a rose, beautiful but prickly.”
41. “I don’t always have my life together, but when I do, I’m usually avoiding you.”
42. “You’re the bacon to my eggs.”
43. “I’m not saying you’re high strung, but you make a violin look laid back.”
44. “You’re my sister and my confidante. Just kidding, I don’t tell you anything.”
45. “I’m so glad we’re siblings, otherwise I’d have to find someone else to pick on.”
46. “You’re like a puzzle, I’m not quite sure how to figure you out.”
47. “I don’t always have the right answers, but when I do, they’re usually wrong.”
48. “You’re the salt to my pepper.”
49. “I’m not saying you’re high maintenance, but you make a Kardashian look low maintenance.”
50. “You’re my sister and my ride or die. Just kidding, I’d probably throw you under the bus.”
51. “I’m so glad we’re related, otherwise I’d have to explain why I’m friends with someone who’s so embarrassing.”
52. “You’re like a flame, hot and dangerous.”
53. “I don’t always know what to do, but when I do, it’s usually the wrong thing.”
54. “You’re the Bonnie to my Clyde.”
55. “I’m not saying you’re difficult, but you make a Rubik’s cube look easy.”
56. “You’re my sister and my partner in crime (figuratively, not literally).”
57. “I’m so glad we’re siblings, otherwise I’d have to find someone else to make fun of.”
58. “You’re like a firework, loud and explosive.”
59. “I don’t always have the right words, but when I do, they’re usually insulting.”
60. “You’re the ketchup to my fries.”
61. “I’m not saying you’re high maintenance, but you make a supermodel look low maintenance.”
62. “You’re my sister and my better half. Just kidding, I’m the better half.”
63. “I’m so glad we’re related, otherwise I’d have to explain why I’m friends with someone who’s so weird.”
64. “You’re like a tornado, unpredictable and destructive.”
65. “I don’t always have the right answers, but when I do, they’re usually sarcastic.”
66. “You’re the milk to my cookies.”
67. “I’m not saying you’re difficult, but you make a calculus problem look easy.”
68. “You’re my sister and my partner in crime (but don’t tell the police).”
69. “I’m so glad we’re siblings, otherwise I’d have to find someone else to annoy.”
70. “You’re like a rollercoaster, up and down and all over the place.”
71. “I don’t always know what to say, but when I do it’s usually something inappropriate.”
72. “You’re the cream in my tea.”
73. “I’m not saying you’re high maintenance, but you make a diva look low maintenance.”
74. “You’re my sister and my partner in crime (but only for small crimes, nothing too serious).”
75. “I’m so glad we’re related, otherwise I’d have to explain why I’m friends with someone who’s so annoying.”
76. “You’re like a thunderstorm, loud and powerful.”
77. “I don’t always have the right answers, but when I do, they’re usually bad.”
78. “You’re the jam to my toast.”
79. “I’m not saying you’re difficult, but you make a chess game look easy.”
80. “You’re my sister and my partner in crime (but only for crimes we won’t get caught for).”
81. “I’m so glad we’re siblings, otherwise I’d have to find someone else to tease.”
82. “You’re like a hurricane, wild and unpredictable.”
83. “I don’t always know what to do, but when I do, it’s usually something stupid.”
84. “You’re the cream in my coffee.”
85. “I’m not saying you’re high maintenance, but you make a drama queen look low maintenance.”
86. “You’re my sister and my partner in crime (but only for crimes that don’t involve jail time).”
87. “I’m so glad we’re related, otherwise I’d have to explain why I’m friends with someone who’s so embarrassing.”
88. “You’re like a tornado, unpredictable and destructive.”
89. “I don’t always have the right answers, but when