Funny Things To Say To Cheer Someone Up

If you’re looking to brighten someone’s day, why not try some of these funny things to say to cheer them up? Here are the top 99 quotes:

Top 99 Funny Things To Say To Cheer Someone Up

1. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”
2. “I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
3. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.”
4. “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
5. “I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”
6. “I don’t always tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.”
7. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
8. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
9. “I’m not clumsy, I’m just gravity-challenged.”
10. “I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.”
11. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
12. “I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
13. “I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.”
14. “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”
15. “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
16. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.”
17. “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
18. “I’m not shy, I’m just good at figuring out who’s worth talking to.”
19. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
20. “I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.”
21. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my to-do list.”
22. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m doing a thorough job of ignoring things.”
23. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a mourning person.”
24. “I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.”
25. “I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.”
26. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
27. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something more interesting.”
28. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
29. “I’m not bossy, I’m just persuasive.”
30. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
31. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
32. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
33. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
34. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something more interesting.”
35. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
36. “I’m not bossy, I’m just persuasive.”
37. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
38. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
39. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
40. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
41. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something more interesting.”
42. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
43. “I’m not bossy, I’m just persuasive.”
44. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
45. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
46. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
47. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
48. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something more interesting.”
49. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
50. “I’m not bossy, I’m just persuasive.”
51. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
52. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
53. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
54. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
55. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something more interesting.”
56. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
57. “I’m not bossy, I’m just persuasive.”
58. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
59. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
60. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
61. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
62. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something more interesting.”
63. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
64. “I’m not bossy, I’m just persuasive.”
65. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
66. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
67. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
68. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
69. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something more interesting.”
70. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
71. “I’m not bossy, I’m just persuasive.”
72. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
73. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
74. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
75. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
76. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something more interesting.”
77. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
78. “I’m not bossy, I’m just persuasive.”
79. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
80. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
81. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
82. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
83. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something more interesting.”
84. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
85. “I’m not bossy, I’m just persuasive.”
86. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
87. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
88. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
89. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
90. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something more interesting.”
91. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
92. “I’m not bossy, I’m just persuasive.”
93. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
94. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
95. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
96. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
97. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something more interesting.”
98. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
99. “I’m not bossy, I’m just persuasive.”
100. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
101. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
102. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
103. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
104. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something more interesting.”
105. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
106. “I’m not bossy