Funny Quotes To Cheer Someone Up After A Bad Day

Funny quotes can be a great way to cheer someone up after a bad day. Here are the top 99 funny quotes to help brighten someone’s day:

Top 99 Funny Quotes

1. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
2. “I have a photographic memory but it hasn’t developed yet.” – Jonathan Winters
3. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
4. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown
5. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.” – Unknown
6. “I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.” – Unknown
7. “I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.” – Unknown
8. “I’m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I’m pretty sure it has a drinking problem.” – Unknown
9. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown
10. “I’m not arguing, I’m just convincing you that I’m right.” – Unknown
11. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.” – Unknown
12. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown
13. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re wrong.” – Unknown
14. “I’m not arguing, I’m just trying to explain why I’m right, and you’re still wrong.” – Unknown
15. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why you’re wrong.” – Unknown
16. “I’m not arguing, I’m just clarifying why I’m right, and you’re not.” – Unknown
17. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re not.” – Unknown
18. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re not even close.” – Unknown
19. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re not even in the same ballpark.” – Unknown
20. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re not even in the same universe.” – Unknown
21. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re not even on the same planet.” – Unknown
22. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re not even on the same wavelength.” – Unknown
23. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re not even in the same dimension.” – Unknown
24. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re not even in the same reality.” – Unknown
25. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re not even in the same galaxy.” – Unknown
26. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re not even in the same universe.” – Unknown
27. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re not even real.” – Unknown
28. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a figment of my imagination.” – Unknown
29. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a glitch in the matrix.” – Unknown
30. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a character in my dream.” – Unknown
31. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a voice in my head.” – Unknown
32. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a ghost in the machine.” – Unknown
33. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a simulation.” – Unknown
34. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a hologram.” – Unknown
35. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a mirage.” – Unknown
36. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a figment of my imagination.” – Unknown
37. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a hallucination.” – Unknown
38. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a delusion.” – Unknown
39. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a myth.” – Unknown
40. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a legend.” – Unknown
41. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a fairy tale.” – Unknown
42. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a bedtime story.” – Unknown
43. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a tall tale.” – Unknown
44. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a fable.” – Unknown
45. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a piece of fiction.” – Unknown
46. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a work of fiction.” – Unknown
47. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a product of my imagination.” – Unknown
48. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a manifestation of my subconscious.” – Unknown
49. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a projection of my ego.” – Unknown
50. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a reflection of my personality.” – Unknown
51. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a representation of my id.” – Unknown
52. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a symbol of my psyche.” – Unknown
53. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a metaphor for my life.” – Unknown
54. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a simile for my existence.” – Unknown
55. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a personification of my emotions.” – Unknown
56. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a manifestation of my fears.” – Unknown
57. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a reflection of my hopes.” – Unknown
58. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a projection of my dreams.” – Unknown
59. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a shadow of my desires.” – Unknown
60. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a whisper of my ambitions.” – Unknown
61. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a memory of my past.” – Unknown
62. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a vision of my future.” – Unknown
63. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a fantasy of my imagination.” – Unknown
64. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a nightmare of my fears.” – Unknown
65. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, and you’re just a dream come true.” – Unknown

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