Top 99 Funny Quotes About Being Stalked

Are you tired of feeling paranoid about someone always watching you? Or are you just looking for a good laugh? Check out these funny quotes about being stalked:

1. “I’m not saying I’m being stalked, but I am starting to get suspicious of the squirrel outside my window.” – Unknown
2. “I’m not paranoid, they’re just following me everywhere.” – Unknown
3. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just popular.” – Unknown
4. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really interesting life.” – Unknown
5. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being intensely loved from a distance.” – Unknown
6. “I’m not being followed, I’m just doing a really good job of being interesting.” – Unknown
7. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being monitored for my own safety.” – Unknown
8. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by some really enthusiastic fans.” – Unknown
9. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being loved by someone who doesn’t know how to express it.” – Unknown
10. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched for my own protection.” – Unknown
11. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really boring life.” – Unknown
12. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being appreciated from afar.” – Unknown
13. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really interesting life.” – Unknown
14. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by a secret admirer.” – Unknown
15. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really exciting life.” – Unknown
16. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being monitored by the government.” – Unknown
17. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really confusing life.” – Unknown
18. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being loved by someone who doesn’t know how to stop.” – Unknown
19. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really lonely life.” – Unknown
20. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by fate.” – Unknown
21. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Instagram-worthy life.” – Unknown
22. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by a private investigator.” – Unknown
23. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Pinterest-worthy life.” – Unknown
24. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really determined paparazzi.” – Unknown
25. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Twitter-worthy life.” – Unknown
26. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really creepy clown.” – Unknown
27. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Facebook-worthy life.” – Unknown
28. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by a concerned neighbor.” – Unknown
29. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Google-worthy life.” – Unknown
30. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by my own shadow.” – Unknown
31. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Reddit-worthy life.” – Unknown
32. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by an overprotective parent.” – Unknown
33. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really LinkedIn-worthy life.” – Unknown
34. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really lost tourist.” – Unknown
35. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Snapchat-worthy life.” – Unknown
36. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by my own conscience.” – Unknown
37. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Tumblr-worthy life.” – Unknown
38. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really persistent door-to-door salesman.” – Unknown
39. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Vine-worthy life.” – Unknown
40. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really lost dog.” – Unknown
41. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really YouTube-worthy life.” – Unknown
42. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by a curious cat.” – Unknown
43. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Netflix-worthy life.” – Unknown
44. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really lost bird.” – Unknown
45. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Hulu-worthy life.” – Unknown
46. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by a really bored security guard.” – Unknown
47. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Amazon Prime-worthy life.” – Unknown
48. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really lost tourist with a translator app.” – Unknown
49. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Spotify-worthy life.” – Unknown
50. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by a really judgmental squirrel.” – Unknown
51. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Apple Music-worthy life.” – Unknown
52. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really lost alien.” – Unknown
53. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Shazam-worthy life.” – Unknown
54. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by a really confused deer.” – Unknown
55. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Soundcloud-worthy life.” – Unknown
56. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really lost time traveler.” – Unknown
57. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Podcast-worthy life.” – Unknown
58. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by a really nosy bird.” – Unknown
59. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Audible-worthy life.” – Unknown
60. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really lost mermaid.” – Unknown
61. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Kindle-worthy life.” – Unknown
62. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by a really curious raccoon.” – Unknown
63. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Goodreads-worthy life.” – Unknown
64. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really lost ghost.” – Unknown
65. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Wattpad-worthy life.” – Unknown
66. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by a really suspicious cat.” – Unknown
67. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Twitter-verified-worthy life.” – Unknown
68. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really lost robot.” – Unknown
69. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Pinterest-verified-worthy life.” – Unknown
70. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by a really judgmental seagull.” – Unknown
71. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Instagram-verified-worthy life.” – Unknown
72. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being followed by a really lost unicorn.” – Unknown
73. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Facebook-verified-worthy life.” – Unknown
74. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being watched by a really bored sloth.” – Unknown
75. “I’m not being followed, I’m just leading a really Google-verified-worthy life.” – Unknown
76. “I’m not being stalked, I’m just being