Top 99 Funny Month Of March Quotes:

Looking for some funny quotes to celebrate the month of March? Look no further! Here are the top 99 funny quotes to make you smile this month:

1. “March is the month when the sun starts to shine, the flowers start to bloom, and my allergies start to attack.”

2. “March madness isn’t just for basketball. It’s also for the weather.”

3. “In like a lion, out like a lamb? More like in like a lion, out like a slightly less angry lion.”

4. “March: the month where it’s socially acceptable to eat an entire box of Thin Mints by yourself.”

5. “March: the month where you think it’s warm enough to wear shorts, but your legs disagree.”

6. “March is the month where you’re not sure if you should wear a coat or shorts, so you just wear both.”

7. “March is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get…except for allergies.”

8. “March is the month where you start to regret not sticking to your New Year’s resolutions.”

9. “March: the month where you can finally start using your grill again, and your neighbors can finally start complaining about the smell.”

10. “March is the month where you realize you don’t have any green clothes for St. Patrick’s Day.”

11. “March: the month where you can finally stop pretending to like football and start pretending to like baseball.”

12. “March is the month where you start to panic about how close swimsuit season is.”

13. “March: the month where you can finally start using your snowblower again…just in case.”

14. “March is the month where you can finally stop using your snowblower…until next year.”

15. “March: the month where you can finally start planning your summer vacation, and then immediately realize you can’t afford it.”

16. “March is the month where you can finally start using your outdoor furniture again, and then immediately regret it when it snows again.”

17. “March: the month where you can finally start drinking iced coffee again, and then immediately regret it when you realize it’s still too cold outside.”

18. “March is the month where you can finally start wearing sandals again, and then immediately regret it when you realize you forgot to get a pedicure.”

19. “March: the month where you can finally start wearing sunglasses again, and then immediately regret it when you realize you lost them.”

20. “March is the month where you can finally start going outside again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how much you hate nature.”

21. “March: the month where you can finally stop hibernating and start socializing again, and then immediately regret it when you remember how much you hate people.”

22. “March is the month where you can finally start wearing brighter colors again, and then immediately regret it when you spill coffee on your new shirt.”

23. “March: the month where you can finally start eating healthier again, and then immediately regret it when you remember how much you love pizza.”

24. “March is the month where you can finally start going for walks again, and then immediately regret it when you remember how much you hate exercise.”

25. “March: the month where you can finally start opening your windows again, and then immediately regret it when you hear your neighbor’s terrible music.”

26. “March is the month where you can finally start wearing shorts again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how pale your legs are.”

27. “March: the month where you can finally start grilling again, and then immediately regret it when you burn everything.”

28. “March is the month where you can finally start gardening again, and then immediately regret it when you remember how much you hate dirt.”

29. “March: the month where you can finally start planning your summer bod, and then immediately regret it when you realize how much work it’s going to take.”

30. “March is the month where you can finally start enjoying the outdoors again, and then immediately regret it when you get bit by a mosquito.”

31. “March: the month where you can finally start going to the gym again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how crowded it is.”

32. “March is the month where you can finally start wearing flip flops again, and then immediately regret it when you stub your toe.”

33. “March: the month where you can finally start going to the beach again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how much sand gets everywhere.”

34. “March is the month where you can finally start drinking margaritas again, and then immediately regret it when you have a hangover the next day.”

35. “March: the month where you can finally start wearing dresses again, and then immediately regret it when you remember how much you hate shaving your legs.”

36. “March is the month where you can finally start wearing sunscreen again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how much it stings your eyes.”

37. “March: the month where you can finally start cleaning your house again, and then immediately regret it when you remember how much you hate cleaning.”

38. “March is the month where you can finally start going on road trips again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how expensive gas is.”

39. “March: the month where you can finally start going to music festivals again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how much you hate crowds.”

40. “March is the month where you can finally start wearing hats again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how much it messes up your hair.”

41. “March: the month where you can finally start going to outdoor concerts again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how loud it is.”

42. “March is the month where you can finally start going to the farmers market again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how expensive everything is.”

43. “March: the month where you can finally start going to baseball games again, and then immediately regret it when you remember how long they are.”

44. “March is the month where you can finally start eating ice cream again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how much it hurts your teeth.”

45. “March: the month where you can finally start wearing dresses without tights again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how cold it still is.”

46. “March is the month where you can finally start wearing rain boots again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how sweaty your feet get.”

47. “March: the month where you can finally start wearing white again, and then immediately regret it when you spill something on yourself.”

48. “March is the month where you can finally start going to outdoor markets again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how many people are there.”

49. “March: the month where you can finally start going to the beach again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how much sand gets in your car.”

50. “March is the month where you can finally start going to outdoor bars again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how expensive the drinks are.”

51. “March: the month where you can finally start wearing bright lipstick again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how much it stains your teeth.”

52. “March is the month where you can finally start wearing sunglasses again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how much they mess up your hair.”

53. “March: the month where you can finally start going to outdoor weddings again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how much the bugs love you.”

54. “March is the month where you can finally start wearing dresses without leggings again, and then immediately regret it when you realize how cold it still is.”

55. “March: the month where you can finally start going to amusement parks again, and then immediately regret it when you remember how much you hate roller coasters.”