Top 99 Funny Inspirational Quotes From Movies

Looking for a good laugh and some inspiration? Look no further than these funny and inspiring quotes from some of our favorite movies. Here are the top 99 quotes to make you smile and motivate you to greatness:

1. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott, The Office
2. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” – Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
3. “Do or do not. There is no try.” – Yoda, Star Wars
4. “You have to be odd to be number one.” – Dr. Seuss
5. “The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.” – Nelson Mandela
6. “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” – Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
7. “You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” – Christopher Robin, Winnie the Pooh
8. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs
9. “I’m not a great programmer; I’m just a good programmer with great habits.” – Kent Beck
10. “Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.” – Christian D. Larson
11. “You can’t handle the truth!” – Colonel Jessup, A Few Good Men
12. “You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.” – Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
13. “I’m the king of the world!” – Jack Dawson, Titanic
14. “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
15. “I feel the need… the need for speed!” – Maverick, Top Gun
16. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” – Wayne Gretzky
17. “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – Vito Corleone, The Godfather
18. “You can’t change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails to always reach your destination.” – Jimmy Dean
19. “I am your father.” – Darth Vader, Star Wars
20. “Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is.” – Vince Lombardi
21. “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” – Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz
22. “Hakuna Matata. It means no worries.” – Timon and Pumbaa, The Lion King
23. “The greatest wealth is to live content with little.” – Plato
24. “I’ll be back.” – The Terminator, The Terminator
25. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump
26. “The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.” – C.S. Lewis
27. “I’ll never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go.” – Rose, Titanic
28. “The only thing standing between you and your goal is the story you keep telling yourself.” – Jordan Belfort, The Wolf of Wall Street
29. “May the Force be with you.” – Star Wars
30. “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” – Robert Frost
31. “I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
32. “I have a dream.” – Martin Luther King Jr.
33. “I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – The Big Bang Theory
34. “I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.” – Stephen Covey
35. “I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.” – Dr. Rumack, Airplane!
36. “Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” – William Shakespeare
37. “I’m walking here!” – Ratso Rizzo, Midnight Cowboy
38. “The difference between winning and losing is most often not quitting.” – Walt Disney
39. “I’m not sure what the question is, but the answer is yes.” – Big Bang Theory
40. “To infinity… and beyond!” – Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
41. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison
42. “I’m not a businessman. I’m a business, man.” – Jay-Z
43. “I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me, you know?” – The Dude, The Big Lebowski
44. “The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker
45. “You talking to me?” – Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver
46. “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” – Darth Vader, Star Wars
47. “If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.” – Albert Einstein
48. “Here’s looking at you, kid.” – Rick Blaine, Casablanca
49. “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.” – Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump
50. “The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
51. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” – Star Wars
52. “The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.” – Audrey Hepburn
53. “I’m king of the world!” – Jack Dawson, Titanic
54. “Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.” – Benjamin Button, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
55. “I’m not a hero. I’m just a man who knows how to make a sandwich.” – Dwight Schrute, The Office
56. “I’m not going to be ignored, Dan.” – Alex Forrest, Fatal Attraction
57. “The only thing that can heal the heart is the moment that created it.” – Dr. Shepherd, Grey’s Anatomy
58. “I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.” – Clint Eastwood
59. “Life is too short to be anything but happy.” – Anon
60. “I’m a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.” – Abraham Lincoln
61. “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown
62. “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” – Doc Brown, Back to the Future
63. “We don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents.” – Bob Ross
64. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing, Friends
65. “Let’s put a smile on that face.” – The Joker, The Dark Knight
66. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin
67. “I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.” – Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland
68. “I’m not a morning person.” – Grumpy, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
69. “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” – Hunter S. Thompson
70. “I’m not sure if I was the first man in space or the last dog.” – Yuri Gagarin
71. “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown
72. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
73. “I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – The Big Bang Theory
74. “I’m not a businessman. I’m a business, man.” – Jay-Z
75. “I’m the Dude. So that’s