Top 99 Funny Hiking Quotes For Instagram

If you’re a hiking enthusiast, you know that the journey can be just as rewarding as the destination. But sometimes, the journey is also filled with humorous moments that are worth sharing with your Instagram followers. Here are the top 99 funny hiking quotes for Instagram to help you capture the essence of your hiking experiences:

1. “I’m not lost, I’m just exploring.”
2. “The mountains are calling, and I must go…to the nearest coffee shop.”
3. “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I prefer to take the scenic route.”
4. “I hike so I can drink beer with a view.”
5. “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
6. “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch…I call it lunch.”
7. “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I prefer to do it in style.”
8. “Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.”
9. “I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route.”
10. “I hike so I can eat more snacks.”
11. “Hiking is like life: the journey only requires you to put one foot in front of the other…again and again and again.”
12. “The best view comes after the hardest climb.”
13. “I have a therapist, her name is Nature.”
14. “I like hiking trails that lead to ice cream.”
15. “I’m outdoorsy in that I like to drink on patios.”
16. “I don’t always take the easy route, but when I do, it’s because there’s a brewery at the end.”
17. “Hiking: cheaper than therapy, better views.”
18. “I hike so I can have a clear mind and a full heart…and also some snacks.”
19. “I have a love-hate relationship with hiking. I love it when I’m done.”
20. “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I overshoot my destination and end up in another state.”
21. “I like hiking because it’s a good way to clear my head…and make room for more useless information.”
22. “I hike so I can justify eating more pizza.”
23. “I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route…again.”
24. “Hiking: because sometimes the gym is just too crowded.”
25. “I hike so I can feel like a badass without actually having to do anything dangerous.”
26. “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a hangover.”
27. “I like hiking because it’s a good way to get some exercise and also avoid responsibilities.”
28. “I hike so I can pretend I’m not a couch potato.”
29. “I’m not lost, I’m just exploring…the same trail for the third time.”
30. “Hiking: because sometimes you just need to escape from reality and pretend you’re in a Lord of the Rings movie.”
31. “I hike so I can take pictures of myself looking sweaty and accomplished.”
32. “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a backpack full of snacks.”
33. “I like hiking because it’s a good way to practice my breathing exercises…like when I’m gasping for air.”
34. “I hike so I can tell people I’m ‘one with nature’.”
35. “I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route…for the fourth time.”
36. “Hiking: because sometimes you just need to prove to yourself that you’re not as lazy as you think.”
37. “I hike so I can feel like a kid again…you know, when I used to complain about walking to the bus stop.”
38. “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a hiking buddy who can carry my snacks.”
39. “I like hiking because it’s a good way to remind myself that I have leg muscles.”
40. “I hike so I can impress people with my survival skills…like knowing how to use a compass app.”
41. “I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route…and hoping it leads to a bar.”
42. “Hiking: because sometimes you just need to feel the burn in your thighs and also your lungs.”
43. “I hike so I can feel like a pioneer…you know, except with better shoes.”
44. “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a trail mix that has more chocolate than nuts.”
45. “I like hiking because it’s a good way to experience the great outdoors…without actually camping.”
46. “I hike so I can pretend I’m on a journey to destroy a magical ring…you know, like in Lord of the Rings.”
47. “I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route…and hoping I don’t have to backtrack.”
48. “Hiking: because sometimes you just need to get away from the city and all its annoying people.”
49. “I hike so I can feel like a nature photographer…you know, except I’m using my phone.”
50. “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a trail mix that has more M&M’s than raisins.”
51. “I like hiking because it’s a good way to escape from reality…and also from my boss.”
52. “I hike so I can feel like a survivalist…you know, except with a fully charged phone.”
53. “I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route…and hoping it doesn’t lead to a cliff.”
54. “Hiking: because sometimes you just need to prove to yourself that you’re not afraid of heights.”
55. “I hike so I can feel like a bird…you know, except I can’t fly.”
56. “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a backpack full of beer.”
57. “I like hiking because it’s a good way to explore new places…and also to find new places to eat.”
58. “I hike so I can pretend I’m a hermit…you know, except with Wi-Fi.”
59. “I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route…and hoping it doesn’t lead to a bear.”
60. “Hiking: because sometimes you just need to get away from it all…and also from your spouse.”
61. “I hike so I can feel like a mountaineer…you know, except I’m not climbing anything.”
62. “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a trail mix that has more Skittles than almonds.”
63. “I like hiking because it’s a good way to appreciate nature…and also to appreciate air conditioning.”
64. “I hike so I can pretend I’m a survivalist…you know, except with a cooler full of sandwiches.”
65. “I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route…and hoping it doesn’t lead to a swamp.”
66. “Hiking: because sometimes you just need to feel the sun on your face and also your sunburn.”
67. “I hike so I can feel like a nature enthusiast…you know, except I’m not really sure what that means.”
68. “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a backpack full of wine.”
69. “I like hiking because it’s a good way to get some fresh air…and also to get away from people who smell.”
70. “I hike so I can pretend I’m a pioneer…you know, except with a portable charger.”
71. “I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route…and hoping it doesn’t lead to a snake.”
72. “Hiking: because sometimes you just need to spend time with yourself…and also with your imaginary friend.”
73. “I hike so I can feel like a nature lover…you know, except I’m not really into bugs.”
74. “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a trail mix that has more gummy bears than cashews.”
75. “I like hiking because it’s a good way to connect with nature…and also to connect with my inner child.”
76. “I hike so I can pretend I’m a survivalist…you know, except with a fully charged camera.”
77. “I’m not lost, I’m