Top 99 Funny Christmas Card Sayings 2020

Looking for some hilarious and witty ideas for your 2020 Christmas cards? Look no further! Here are the top 99 funny Christmas card sayings for 2020:

1. “Merry Christmas from our dysfunctional family to yours!”

2. “Wishing you a holiday season filled with laughter, eggnog, and awkward family photos.”

3. “All I want for Christmas is a nap.”

4. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

5. “May your Christmas be as bright as your neighbor’s tacky holiday decorations.”

6. “It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.”

7. “I hope Santa brings you pants this year. You’ve been running around in my dreams all night in your underwear.”

8. “Dear Santa, define ‘nice’.”

9. “I bought you a Christmas gift, but I ate it.”

10. “I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

11. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

12. “May your holidays be filled with awkward family photos and fruitcake.”

13. “All I want for Christmas is for someone to do my holiday shopping.”

14. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about everything.”

15. “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

16. “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

17. “Christmas is a time for family, friends, and a lot of alcohol.”

18. “I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?”

19. “I’m not a morning person, don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee…and my eggnog.”

20. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll just have a glass of eggnog.”

21. “May your eggnog be spiked and your Christmas tree be lit.”

22. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about everything.”

23. “May your Christmas be filled with holiday cheer, awkward family photos, and fruitcake.”

24. “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

25. “Dear Santa, define ‘nice’.”

26. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll just have a glass of wine.”

27. “May your holidays be filled with love, laughter, and a lot of alcohol.”

28. “I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

29. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about everything.”

30. “May your Christmas be merry and your New Year be hangover-free.”

31. “I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?”

32. “I’m not a morning person, don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee…and my eggnog.”

33. “May your eggnog be spiked and your Christmas tree be lit.”

34. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll just have a glass of eggnog.”

35. “May your Christmas be filled with holiday cheer and a lot of alcohol.”

36. “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year…except for that one time.”

37. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about everything.”

38. “May your Christmas be as bright as your neighbor’s tacky holiday decorations.”

39. “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

40. “May your holidays be filled with love, laughter, and a lot of alcohol.”

41. “I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

42. “All I want for Christmas is a nap.”

43. “I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?”

44. “May your Christmas be merry and your New Year be hangover-free.”

45. “I’m not a morning person, don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee…and my eggnog.”

46. “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year…except for that one time.”

47. “May your eggnog be spiked and your Christmas tree be lit.”

48. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

49. “May your holidays be filled with awkward family photos and fruitcake.”

50. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about everything.”

51. “All I want for Christmas is for someone to do my holiday shopping.”

52. “I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

53. “I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?”

54. “May your Christmas be filled with holiday cheer and a lot of alcohol.”

55. “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

56. “May your Christmas be as bright as your neighbor’s tacky holiday decorations.”

57. “Dear Santa, define ‘nice’.”

58. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll just have a glass of wine.”

59. “May your Christmas be merry and your New Year be hangover-free.”

60. “I’m not a morning person, don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee…and my eggnog.”

61. “May your eggnog be spiked and your Christmas tree be lit.”

62. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about everything.”

63. “May your holidays be filled with love, laughter, and a lot of alcohol.”

64. “I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

65. “All I want for Christmas is a nap.”

66. “I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?”

67. “May your Christmas be filled with holiday cheer, awkward family photos, and fruitcake.”

68. “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

69. “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year…except for that one time.”

70. “May your Christmas be as bright as your neighbor’s tacky holiday decorations.”

71. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about everything.”

72. “May your holidays be filled with love, laughter, and a lot of alcohol.”

73. “I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

74. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

75. “May your Christmas be merry and your New Year be hangover-free.”

76. “I’m not a morning person, don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee…and my eggnog.”

77. “May your eggnog be spiked and your Christmas tree be lit.”

78. “All I want for Christmas is for someone to