Top 99 Funny Best Friend Insta Captions

Looking for the perfect funny caption to accompany your best friend pics on Instagram? Look no further! We’ve compiled the top 99 quotes for “Funny Best Friend Insta Captions” below. Plus, we’ve got 10 ideas and tips for celebrating this event with your BFFs.

1. “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”

2. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

3. “I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.”

4. “Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you.”

5. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.”

6. “We go together like drunk and disorderly.”

7. “I’m not sure what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.”

8. “We’re like a really small gang.”

9. “You can’t sit with us.”

10. “She’s my best friend. If you break her heart, I’ll break your face.”

11. “We don’t see any competition.”

12. “Love is beautiful, but friendship is better. It’s like a pillow that you can hug when you’re feeling down.”

13. “I don’t know what I did to deserve a best friend like you.”

14. “We’re the type of friends who laugh at our own jokes before we even tell them.”

15. “The only way to have a best friend is to be one.”

16. “We’re like a really small gang.”

17. “We’re the kind of friends who finish each other’s sentences.”

18. “Happiness is having a best friend who totally gets you.”

19. “We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then, we’ll be new friends.”

20. “I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying that you’ve never seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.”

21. “Friends don’t let friends do silly things…alone.”

22. “We’re like a really old wine. The older we get, the better we taste.”

23. “I don’t need a superhero. I have a best friend.”

24. “You’re my favorite person to do nothing with.”

25. “We’ll always be best friends because you know too much.”

26. “A best friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”

27. “You’re not just my best friend, you’re my sister.”

28. “We’re like the perfect pair of shoes. We’re comfortable and we make each other look good.”

29. “I’m not sure what I’d do without you, but I know it would involve a lot less laughter.”

30. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our friendship or our jeans.”

31. “I love that we hate the same things.”

32. “I don’t need a therapist, I have a best friend.”

33. “We’re like a really good bra. We’re supportive and we’re always close to your heart.”

34. “We’re like two peas in a pod. Except, sometimes, you’re the pod and I’m the pea.”

35. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our hugs or our friendship.”

36. “We don’t need words to communicate. We just need to look at each other and burst out laughing.”

37. “You’re my lobster.”

38. “I’m not sure what I’d do without you, but I know it would involve a lot less happiness.”

39. “I don’t need a knight in shining armor. I have a best friend in shining armor.”

40. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our bond or our jeans.”

41. “You’re the cheese to my macaroni.”

42. “I love that we can be weird together.”

43. “We’re like two sides of the same coin. Except, sometimes, you’re heads and I’m tails.”

44. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our friendship or our buns.”

45. “We’re like a really good book. We’re hard to put down and we always leave you wanting more.”

46. “We’re like a really good pair of jeans. We’re comfortable and we make each other look good.”

47. “I don’t need a prince charming. I have a best friend who’s always charming.”

48. “We’re like a really good cup of coffee. We’re warm and we always give you a boost.”

49. “I love that we can be ourselves around each other.”

50. “We’re like a really good pizza. We’re cheesy and we always leave you satisfied.”

51. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our friendship or our yoga pants.”

52. “We’re like two puzzle pieces that fit perfectly together.”

53. “I don’t need a genie. I have a best friend who always grants my wishes.”

54. “We’re like a really good bottle of wine. We get better with age.”

55. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our friendship or our ponytails.”

56. “We’re like two peas in a pod. Except, sometimes, you’re the pea and I’m the pod.”

57. “I love that we can be silly together.”

58. “We’re like a really good pair of shoes. We’re comfortable and we take you on some amazing adventures.”

59. “I don’t need a genie. I have a best friend who always makes my wishes come true.”

60. “We’re like a really good cake. We’re sweet and we always make you smile.”

61. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our friendship or our workout pants.”

62. “We’re like two peas in a pod. Except, sometimes, you’re the bigger pea and I’m the smaller pea.”

63. “I love that we can be crazy together.”

64. “We’re like a really good pair of socks. We keep each other warm and we always look cute.”

65. “I don’t need a fairy godmother. I have a best friend who always makes my dreams come true.”

66. “We’re like a really good cupcake. We’re sweet and we always make you feel better.”

67. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our friendship or our leggings.”

68. “We’re like two peas in a pod. Except, sometimes, you’re the pod and I’m the pea.”

69. “I love that we can be weird together.”

70. “We’re like a really good pair of earrings. We always complement each other and we always make you feel fancy.”

71. “I don’t need a genie. I have a best friend who always makes my wishes come true.”

72. “We’re like a really good smoothie. We’re healthy and we always make you feel good.”

73. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our friendship or our shorts.”

74. “We’re like two puzzle pieces that fit perfectly together.”

75. “I love that we can be silly together.”

76. “We’re like a really good pair of boots. We’re always there to support each other and we always make you feel powerful.”

77. “I don’t need a fairy godmother. I have a best friend who always makes my dreams come true.”

78. “We’re like a really good