Top 99 Birthday Card Messages For Friend Funny

If you’re looking for a way to make your friend’s birthday extra special, consider sending them a funny birthday card with a heartfelt message. Here are the top 99 quotes for birthday card messages that are sure to bring a smile to your friend’s face:

1. “Another year older, but still looking fab-ulous!”
2. “Happy birthday to someone who’s young at heart, but old everywhere else.”
3. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being a crazy cat lady/man.”
4. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime and fellow troublemaker!”
5. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
6. “Happy birthday to someone who’s too young to be old and too old to be young.”
7. “You know you’re getting old when the candles on your cake start costing more than the cake itself.”
8. “Happy birthday to someone who’s still fabulous at [insert age here]!”
9. “Congratulations on another year of surviving my antics and shenanigans!”
10. “Happy birthday to a true friend who knows all my faults but still loves me anyway.”
11. “Age is a state of mind, but in your case, it’s also a state of body aches and pains.”
12. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always up for a good time and a good laugh!”
13. “I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are!”
14. “Happy birthday to my favorite partner in crime and fellow troublemaker!”
15. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
16. “Here’s to another year of adventures and good times with my favorite person!”
17. “I hope your birthday is filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake!”
18. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to retire and move to Florida.”
19. “Happy birthday to someone who’s still young enough to party and old enough to know better!”
20. “I’m so grateful to have a friend like you in my life. Happy birthday!”
21. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
22. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished and wise.”
23. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always there for me, no matter what!”
24. “I hope your birthday is as awesome as you are!”
25. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to eat dinner at 4 pm.”
26. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always up for a good time and a good laugh!”
27. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
28. “Here’s to another year of making memories and having fun with my favorite person!”
29. “I hope your birthday is filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake!”
30. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to yell at kids to get off your lawn.”
31. “Happy birthday to someone who’s still young enough to party and old enough to know better!”
32. “I’m so lucky to have a friend like you who always knows how to make me laugh. Happy birthday!”
33. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
34. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to wear your pants up to your armpits.”
35. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always up for a good time and a good laugh!”
36. “Here’s to another year of making memories and having fun with my favorite person!”
37. “I hope your birthday is filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake!”
38. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to use your age as an excuse for everything.”
39. “Happy birthday to someone who’s still young enough to party and old enough to know better!”
40. “You know you’re getting old when you start getting excited about getting socks as a gift.”
41. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
42. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to complain about the music kids these days are listening to.”
43. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always there for me, no matter what!”
44. “Here’s to another year of making memories and having fun with my favorite person!”
45. “I hope your birthday is filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake!”
46. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to take advantage of senior discounts.”
47. “Happy birthday to someone who’s still young enough to party and old enough to know better!”
48. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
49. “Here’s to another year of making memories and having fun with my favorite person!”
50. “I hope your birthday is filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake!”
51. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to wear white sneakers with everything.”
52. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always up for a good time and a good laugh!”
53. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
54. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to nap anytime, anywhere.”
55. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always there for me, no matter what!”
56. “I hope your birthday is filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake!”
57. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to yell at kids to get off your lawn.”
58. “Happy birthday to someone who’s still young enough to party and old enough to know better!”
59. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
60. “Here’s to another year of making memories and having fun with my favorite person!”
61. “I hope your birthday is filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake!”
62. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to wear your pants up to your armpits.”
63. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always up for a good time and a good laugh!”
64. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
65. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to complain about the music kids these days are listening to.”
66. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always there for me, no matter what!”
67. “Here’s to another year of making memories and having fun with my favorite person!”
68. “I hope your birthday is filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake!”
69. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to take advantage of senior discounts.”
70. “Happy birthday to someone who’s still young enough to party and old enough to know better!”
71. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
72. “Here’s to another year of making memories and having fun with my favorite person!”
73. “I hope your birthday is filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake!”
74. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to wear white sneakers with everything.”
75. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always up for a good time and a good laugh!”
76. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
77. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to nap anytime, anywhere.”
78. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always there for me, no matter what!”
79. “I hope your birthday is filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake!”
80. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to yell at kids to get off your lawn.”
81. “Happy birthday to someone who’s still young enough to party and old enough to know better!”
82. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
83. “Here’s to another year of making memories and having fun with my favorite person!”
84. “I hope your birthday is filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake!”
85. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to wear your pants up to your armpits.”
86. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always up for a good time and a good laugh!”
87. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
88. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to complain about the music kids these days are listening